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what some football club fans look like (to me) pt. 2

real madrid:

hala madrid !!! i love papi cris and my son james but guess what i also want to bone them because they're hot

bayern munich:

our religion is manuel neuer. thomas muller is our horse guy. every time we win the bundesliga we act like we won the world cup!!! half our players are from dortmund but we LOVE to pretend that's not true.

paris saint-germain:

yes ZLATAN!!!!!! WE ONLY WIN ONE THING EVERY 10 YEAR BUT WE GOT ZLATAN!!!!! thats right do yall got zlatan ??? no?? then don't talk.

juventus:

other clubs got swag??? YEAH WELL juventus players got CLASS so beat THAT!!!!! we so classy we own the italian league and its like the only thing we'll win properly

atletico madrid:

our players only get famous after they leave. did you know aguero and falcao used to play for us? yeah, neither did FIFA probably.

ac milan:

why are you even bothering with us

  • 29 September 2015
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